Sunday, February 19, 2006
a blog entry tt i stumbled upon.. funny funny funny!!!!!!!a scenario too common:
me: oh i don't think there's food for me at [place the name of almost any restaurant here].
friend: how come?
me: i am a vegetarian.
friend: you're a what??!
me: i am a vegetarian.
friend: so you don't take meat?
me: i believe most vegetarians don't take meat.
friend: oh not even fish?
me: no.
friend: *gasps* how come? is it because of religion?
me: no. i happen to be a christian.
friend: oh so your parents are vegetarians too?
me: no. i am the only vegetarian at home.
friend: *gasps* why??!!
me: 'cause it's been like that since i was young.
friend: *puzzled* okay. so do you take eggs?
me: yeah. i am a lacto-vegetarian.
friend: you take eggs??!!! don't you know that eggs can hatch into chicks??
me: yeah i know that. i am not retarded.
friend: then how come you still take eggs since you are a vegetarian????!!!!!
me: the fact that i am a lacto-vegetarian means that i can take eggs, so i take. that's just it, okay?
yeah. this scenario has happened so many times already. so don't try to 'psycho' me about the 'eggs to chicken' fact, and that i shouldn't take eggs 'cause i am a vegetarian, anymore. i won't avoid eggs just because of what you say. because if i do, soon after that, some people will come over and tell me how milk comes about ('but milk comes from cow leh! you can drink meh?'), and someone else will tell me how plants actually have feelings too ('do you know that plants can grow in effect of music too? that means they have feelings know?'). then at the end of the day, i can practically eat nothing, and i will have no choice but to go out in the sun and photosynthesize.
思念是一种病 {11:17 pm}
